Things Kids Say

I posted this on Facebook, but thought I'd post it here too, just so I can keep it around forever! Or for a long time at least.

Things Kids Say.... Copy this note, ask your kid the questions and write them down exactly how they respond.

Samuel 6
Elijah 4
Luke 3

1. What is something mom always says to you?
Sam – to be quiet downstairs so we don’t wake up grace
Elijah – you love me
Luke – do you want cereal?

2. What makes mom happy?
Sam – if I obey
Elijah – when I do my job, not someone else’s job
Luke – my dog

3. What makes mom sad?
Sam – when I’m gone for 1 week or 10 weeks
Elijah – if I do the wrong thing
Luke – nothing makes you sad

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
Sam – when you pull on my toe (huh?)
Elijah – go on the floor and cry (what?)
Luke – goes like this, ha ha ha ha (probably the closest to the truth…)

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Sam – a little girl
Elijah – you ate peanut butter crackers and you looked like cousin Maddie
Luke – I don’t know what you were like as a little girl? A bottom? (I’m just writing the facts here folks.)

6. How old is your mom?
Sam - 28
Elijah - 7
Luke – 3 (umm, that’s your age actually)

7. How tall is your mom?
Sam – as tall as 2 kids
Elijah –as tall as Gavin
Luke – big

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Sam – printing pictures out
Elijah – eat
Luke – hold baby Grace

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Sam – run errands
Elijah – work in the office
Luke - nothing

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Sam – driving the car
Elijah – for being my Mom
Luke – going potty (thanks Luke)

11. What is your mom really good at?
Sam – doing real estate
Elijah – writing stuff on your computer
Luke – going potty (well, I try…)

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Sam – helping Daddy do the yard work
Elijah – lifting heavy things
Luke – being like Spiderman

13. What does your mom do for her job?
Sam – real estate
Elijah- pack boxes
Luke – change diapers

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
Sam – spicy candies
Elijah – Diet Coke
Luke – popcorn

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
Sam – when you go to work and I get to play
Elijah – for you to be my partner
Luke – I don’t know.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Sam – Thomas the Train
Elijah – Bugs Bunny
Luke – Lightening McQueen

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Sam – make cookies
Elijah – eat
Luke – go potty (one way street though!)

18. How are you and your mom the same?
Sam – we both have 2 brown eyes
Elijah – we both have Anderson in our last name
Luke – (you guessed it.) go potty

19. How are you and your mom different?
Sam – we have different hair
Elijah – you have long hair and I have short hair
Luke – mom is a girl

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Sam – because you tell me all the time
Elijah – because you tell me you love me
Luke – I love you

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
Sam – snuggling with him
Elijah – that he loves you
Luke – oh my gosh.

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Sam – to your Mom’s house
Elijah – to the pumpkin patch
Luke – in the car